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Candle labeled 'Christmas Smut' held by hands wearing dark blue knit sleeves.

CHRISTMAS SMUT CANDLE - Limited Edition

$25.00

4 reviews

Festive, decadent, and a little bit unhinged, Christmas Smut is holiday comfort with a wicked twist.

Minty, creamy, rich, and cozy enough to make you consider doing terrible things under the mistletoe.


It’s the scent of a holiday romance wrapped in fairy lights.


Craft Notes

• Extended burn soy wax (higher melt point for slower burn)
• Cotton wick for a clean, even burn
~40-hour burn time*
• Hand poured in small batches, always

*Based on test burns, results may vary with wick trimming and environment.

 

Fragrance Notes

Cool peppermint over molten chocolate and rich tonka bean, layered with hints of vanilla, cherry, almond, and soft holiday spice.

 

 

CARE & MAINTENANCE

First burn = commitment.
Let the melt pool reach the edges before blowing it out.

Tunnelling is tragic, for candles and character arcs.

Trim your wick. Every. Single. Time.
Before each burn, snip it to about 5mm.

A long wick burns hot, fast, and messy. Fun for romance novels, terrible for candles.

No marathon sessions.
4 hours max per burn.

She’s hot, not immortal.

Don’t burn to the bitter end.
Leave 1cm of wax at the bottom of the jar.

It’s safety, not unfinished business.

Never leave her unattended.
Romantic, yes. Smart? No.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

We pack and dispatch your candles within 1–2 working days because waiting sucks.

But we don’t ship on Fridays because “slow burn” shouldn’t describe your candle melting in a hot courier van over the weekend.

If anything arrives less than swoonworthy, let us know and we’ll fix it.

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