FAKE DATING CANDLE
$25.00
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FAKE DATING CANDLE
$25.00
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DUAL FRAGRANCE
Two separate scent phases. This candle shifts from one fragrance to the next.
Champagne glasses. Fresh flowers. The perfect kind of performance that photographs beautifully.
Then comes the part nobody planned for...
Slow mornings. Shared blankets. The comfort of someone who was only supposed to be temporary.
This candle starts with all the things you're supposed to notice, then settles into the things you never expected to miss. Like the best fake dating stories, it only gets better as it burns...
Craft Notes
• Extended burn soy wax (higher melt point for slower burn)
• Cotton wick for a clean, even burn
• ~40-hour burn time*
• Hand poured in small batches, always
*Based on test burns, results may vary with wick trimming and environment.
Fragrance Notes
Dual Fragrance
Top: Sparkling prosecco poured over a bouquet of peony, rose and wisteria creating a fresh, romantic first impression. Floral, elegant and perfectly convincing.
Bottom: Steeped black tea, creamy vanilla pod and soft sandalwood melt into a warm, familiar comfort that nobody was prepared for.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
First burn = commitment.
Let the melt pool reach the edges before blowing it out.
Tunnelling is tragic, for candles and character arcs.
Trim your wick. Every. Single. Time.
Before each burn, snip it to about 5mm.
A long wick burns hot, fast, and messy. Fun for romance novels, terrible for candles.
No marathon sessions.
4 hours max per burn.
She’s hot, not immortal.
Don’t burn to the bitter end.
Leave 1cm of wax at the bottom of the jar.
It’s safety, not unfinished business.
Never leave her unattended.
Romantic, yes. Smart? No.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We pack and dispatch your candles within 1–2 working days because waiting sucks.
But we don’t ship on Fridays because “slow burn” shouldn’t describe your candle melting in a hot courier van over the weekend.
If anything arrives less than swoonworthy, let us know and we’ll fix it.